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SIGNED, NUMBERED, LIMITED EDITION (100 copies only) of which this is #67. Stated “First Edition”. SIGNED by Michael A Arnzen on the limitation page. Proverbs for Monsters is an omnibus of the best writing to-date by one of the most off-beat and humorous writers working in the horror genre today. In addition to the stories listed below, the book also contains 34 of Arnzen’s poems. The stories are: Domestic Fowl; Exorcystland; How to Grow a Man Eating Plant; Mr Mouth; The Cow Cafe; The Boblin; People Repellent;
Help Yourself (co-written with Mark McLaughlin); Immaterial Girl; Mortichinery; Fluid Mosaic; The Blood Ran Out; Flunking the Assassin; An Eye for An Eye; Stretch; Stabbing for Dummies (co-written with Vincent W Sakowski); The Dead Lantern; Tugging the Heart Strings; Counterpoint; You’re Not Getting Sleepy; Imaginary Trivia; Throb (co-written with Mark McLaughlin); Voodoo Movie Trilogy; How to put a Cat to Sleep; Spring Ahead, Fall Back; Obictionary; Screwy Louis; The Involunteer; and Stress Toy. IN STOCK FOR IMMEDIATE DESPATCH